ShadowWest 2009-01-01 12:22:52

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good riddance.

BananaBreadMuffin 2009-01-02 21:52:25

so.............sup?

ShadowWest 2009-01-05 08:21:55

2008 CAN SUCK MY COCK

ChandlerThompson 2009-01-05 23:20:52

It leaves behind it 12 children:
January, February, March, April, May June, July, August, September, October, November, and of course, little December.

Knights 2009-01-06 22:27:23

If 2008 was a year old, shouldn't it have an birthday?

thegreatmorph 2009-01-08 21:26:44

i love manchester.

don't you just love manchester?

Ahhhh manchester...

13oobs 2009-01-12 22:53:01

I HOPE THAT AN IRISH BICYCLE SCOUT PENETRATES YOUR SKIN POURES WITH 3 BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE WHILE YOUR MUM FUCKS A FIREHYDRANT THAT A DOG JUST PISSED ON AND THEN YOUR DAD GETS STOMACH CRAMPS AND SHITS CORNY DIAREHEA IN A BLENDER AND HE SHITS SO HARD HIS VAS DEFERENS FALL IN AS WELL THEN HE BLENDS IT PUTS IT IN THE FREEZA AND MAKES A HARD DILDO OUT OF OT THEN HE GETS IN HIS PONTIAC AND DRIVES DOWN TO THE LOCAL IRISH PUB AND FUCKS A LEPRACHAUN AND COMES ON A 4 LEAF CLOVER AS HE IS ALSO TIT FUCKING A PIGEON WHO HAS THE BIRD FLU THEN IT STARTS TO SPREAD AND EVERYONE IS PUKING AND CUMMING BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME YOU ARE GREETED BY YOUR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA THEN THEY CHAIN YOU TO A BED AND FLOG YOUR COCK WITH A SACK OF RUSTY TWEEZERS THEN THEY SODOMIZE YOU WITH A 32 YEAR OLD VACCUUM CLEANER AND IT SUCKS OUT YOUR ARTERIES THEN YOUR GRANDMA RAMS HER MATURE STINKY CUNT IN YOUR THROAT AND DRIPS OLD PISS IN YOUR OESOPHAGUS AND YOUR GRANDPA BITES OFF TWO OF YOUR TOES AND DIPS THEM IN FRENCH ONION DIP AND SNORTS THEM THEN YOUR SHIT AND CUM COVERED DAD AND YOUR PISS SMELLING MUM JOIN THE FUCK AND YOU HAVE A GIANT REPULSIVE SICK FAMILY ORGY IN A PUSS COVERED BED THEN YOU ALL GET THE BIRD FLU AND DIE HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SCUM I COULD SMASH YOU ANYDAY
LISTEN YOU FILTHY FUCKING SLIME BUCKET I WOULD BEAT THE HOLY FUCKING HELL OUTTA YOU ANYDAY SO STOP FUCKING TALKING SMACK TO PEOPLE ON A COMPUTER BUT IN REAL LIFE IF YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE I WOULD BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE I CAN BREAK YOU TO PIECES I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE DAWG THE POLICE WILL FIND YOUR BONES IN MY FIECES

RedStripedd 2009-01-17 18:49:22

2008 was a good boy. He always cleaned up after himself and looked both ways before crossing the road.

I told him not to go to close to that Lion cage, but he just wouldn't listen to me. Then one day 2008 was gone, never to be seen again.

I will miss him dearly.

slackerzac 2009-01-18 13:27:31

He brought us laughs and times of joy, we will miss him since we will never see him again.