EDIT: GOT BANNED AFTER POSTING ONCE AFTER MY LAST BAN, EPIC.

With the money rolling in I have sorted out a few things I wanted done. I have bought more stuff but this isn't going to be a huge detailed essay on what I bought, just some updates on my life and projects whilst I'm banned.

I'll start off by telling you how I got banned. I went to bed after posting late at night, it must of been an hour when I was sleepwalking. I don't usually sleepwalk, I sleep talk a lot but never go wandering about when I'm asleep. Anyway I wake up the next morning and just about as I was going to post I got the typical ban screen. It said I was banned for having a lame alt, I was confused as I don't use alts for posting but only when my main is unavailable (nearing milestone post usually). I looked up at the login area and I was logged in as BarbieGurl. This alt was the works, it had a header, signature and profile pictures. chillingly enough I found the same pictures used to decorate that account in one of my picture folders. So I did what anybody would of done in this situation: ask the mod who banned you. So I wrote a brief PM up and sent it about creating an alt out of nowhere, this was a week ago and no response. I swear everytime I PM a mod they never reply back as if each of them has blocked me, they may get a lot of PMs but still TomFulp can reply back in 3-5 business days even though he probably gets the most PMs on this site. But then again the mods get unban requests all the time and they think nothing of them. However I did PM pox about an amazing discovery unrelated to modding and bans but never got back to me.

I have publicised my own book by the way. When I say 'publicised' I mean I went on lulu.com and made my own book there and they print it. At this moment in time it is unavailable to the public because I wanted to see what the finished product looked like. I made the book by compiling every story I deem worthy into a word document and made the rest of it look nice like an inside cover page, about the author, table of contents and an endnote. It is 189 pages long with 80 of those pages being a story series I made in 2005 for Newgrounds. It was never finished and I thought it would be good to include that in there because I needed something to fill a book. The rest is my 'famous' sick sex stories which probably fill the 40% of it up and other stories I created which is 20%. The story series is 40%. If I wasn't so tired I would do an accurate percentage and pie charts. The book is in hardback. If I decide to make this public the book will cost £10 excluding shipping fees. All together it cost me under £13 but as I bought my own book I get the revenue price back. This is one of my methods to get big in the writing business. If Paris Hilton can write a book why the hell shouldn't I?

The yearbook has been in production for almost two months and the bug has still not been resolved. Fortunately Lost-Wisdom, who has had a keen interest in this project, has saved the day. I asked in my previous news blog for him to contact me and he did. Actually I told him to look at my blog and then he contacted me. I needed someone to do 28% of the entries and I'll try and finish the remainder, so I gave him instructions, a list and a template. I asked him to PM me if he found any problems but there have been none so I assume everything is hunky dory. I was looking through lulu.com where I made a book and it had a yearbook option, so if I ever finish the flash version I could make a paperback version which would take much less time to produce but I don't thin anyone would want to buy something they can get for free in the flash version. If you would buy it then tell me, I will probably notice that the people who do want a tangible yearbook are old enough to be earning money and as the majority of general users are too young to earn money then...

I am in the process of jumping of the love list bandwagon but the list I've made so far is a little big and I think I'm adding people on whim.

Funny news to me is that Brittany (ChaiLatte) blocked me from MSN. When she first added me I kept calling her names and she was liek "u no u luv me" although it wasn't written like that it's how it would of been said. Then one day I said something to her and she replied "Fuck Off" then blocked me, lul I thought. Apparently when she spoke to WilliWowza for the 12th time in an hour, Willi told her to assert herself to my cyber bullying ways hence the optimistic attitude one day then the hostile attitude the next. Before all this was happening I was on paltalk with Burnzoid who was trying to insult me but it was more of banter between two lads, we were talking about Brittany and how I kept insulting her. The truth is I am an evil bastard which I won't go into detail about although with certain people I'm a nice guy which is fairly ambiguous. Where I'm going with this is that I don't hate her, I just wanted to split her up with Willi because she would become a miserable bitch. The internet is getting boring and I need some drama. It all started over a conversation on paltalk how a group of us would PM Brittany that "Willi does not want to see her anymore". She replied with a "oh yeah right" response and this is where in mere seconds I was going to be horrible to her. I like to keep an act going on as long as it can which is where it ends as I have no means of contact with her even though I've never really spoken to her fully when I did have the chance. So in clear terms, I was pretending to hate her. I was going to apologize for it too but as I was about to ask Willi to tell her he went offline, so no apology because I don't like to feel like I'm a lesser person begging for forgiveness so I don't dp that.

Last week I got my xbox live hooked up but before telling you lot I thought I'll play around with it. My gamertag is BlueFlameSkull but may change to my full alias, I started a completely new profile so I have only 100 gamerscore compared to 1000 on my offline account. I got my Halo 3 limited edition box two days later and I've had a lot of fun with it. Already completed campaign on easy, I will slowly approach legendary difficulty but I want to ease myself up there. So yeah add me if you pass by this blog, especially if you're playing halo 3 at the moment. I also received Wii points so I could buy software and virtual console games on the Wii. I've spent all 2000 points on 3 items: internet channel, mario kart 64 and punchout. I didn't really get a lot with £15 worth of points.

Onward to my purchases. As I stated above I bought my own book so I won't mention that any further. I went around the shops on Tuesday as I got my earnings on the same day. Went into gamestation and bought Stranglehold after a mate told me it was a fun game. It is fun but you get bored with the novelty, so I tried going online with it and there was no one online playing this game.

As I had World of Warcraft for a while I thought I'd get the expansion, burning crusade as the new one is coming soon. It's quite sad to get the biggest MMORPG and it's losing players, but for all I know there could be more but I may never know.

I went in the bookstore not really wanting anything until someone points out Battle Royale. I bought that then thought of getting A Clockwork Orange as I've been meaning to get that book. That day cost me £70+.

Now I went to buy some things off the internet. I was going to buy a fleshlight like I said in that thread but wanted to wait until next payment. I was meaning to buy the NG series College University DVDs so I got both of them, I went to Tomorrows Nobodies shop at tried to buy their DVD but they didn't ship to the UK. So I went to amazon look to see if there was a compiled collection of the Father Ted TV show but there's was two. One was out already but with no features and the new one which is coming out in a couple of days and has a lot of features. SO instead I bought the box set of The Mighty Boosh which I've been trying to get.

That's all for purchases and indeed this update. Except for one thing, I changed my sig. It will look better on the forums that this resized one.