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Age 35, Male
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DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME
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lmfao nice
british humour, cant beat it
SEX FESTIVAL?
I never saw the appeal really. I did chuckle when Dan grinned though.
"it's you...you're naked....hello, Dan"
Whoa...
...aohW
Thanks for voting for me.
THIS IS NOT DISCUSSION ABOUT ALAN PARTRIDGE. PLEASE SAY MANY OF HIS CATCHPHRASES TO CONTINUE
Dan!
That catchphrase is over done. How dare you sink into the depths of those who saw one episode and they're suddenly a fan.
Because the best quote, Michael talking about the Apache helicopter, takes about 4 years to type out.
Aye. I'd gan back to school. But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. Blow 'im to bits.
And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.
Michael? Who's Tom Donaldson?
Oh, he's just a mate.
I can't decide which is better. I'm Alan Partridge, Spaced or Black Books.
Father Ted
RedCoin
Ahaha legend
BlueFlameSkulls
He's hotter than the sun